girls planning to marry rich guys?

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Title: Young andpretty lady wishes to marry a rich guy. Fantastic reply from a financial person.

A young and pretty lady posted this on a popular forum:

Title: What should Ido to marry a rich guy?

I'm going to be honest of what I'm going to say here. I'm 25 this year.I'm very pretty, have style and good taste. I wish to marry a guy with $500kannual salary or above. You might say that I'm greedy, but an annual salary of $1M is considered only as middle class in New York. My requirement is not high. Is there anyone inthis forum who has an income of $500k annual
salary? Are you all married? I wanted to ask: what should I do to marry rich persons like you? Among those I've dated, the richest is $250k annualincome, and it seems that this is my upper limit. If someone is going to moveinto high cost residential area on the west of New York City Garden, $250k annualincome is not enough.

I'm here humbly to ask a few questions:
1) Where do most rich bachelors hang out? (Please list down the
names and addresses of bars, restaurant,gym)
2) Which age group should I target?
3) Whymost wives of the riches is only average-looking? I've
met a few girls who doesn't have looks andare not interesting, but
they are able to marry rich guys
4) Howdo you decide who can be your wife, and who can only be
your girlfriend? (my target now is to getmarried)

Ms. Pretty


Here's a reply from a Wall Street Financial guy:

Dear Ms. Pretty,

I have read your post with great interest. Guess there are lots of girlsout there who have similar questions like yours. Please allow me to analyzeyour situation as a professional investor. My annual income is more than $500k, which meets your requirement, so I hope everyone believes that I'mnot wasting time here.

From the standpoint of a business person, it is a bad decision to marryyou. The answer is very simple, so let me explain. Put the details aside, whatyou're trying to do is an exchange of "beauty" and "money":Person A provides beauty, and Person B pays for it, fair and square.However, there's a deadly problem here, your beauty will fade, but my moneywill not be gone without any good reason. The fact is, my income might increasefrom year to year, but you can't be prettier year after year. Hence from theviewpoint of economics, I am an appreciation asset, and you are a depreciationasset. It's not just normal depreciation, but exponential depreciation. If thatis your only asset, your value will be much worried 10 years later.

By the terms we use in Wall Street, every trading has a position, datingwith you is also a "trading position". If the trade value dropped wewill sell it and it is not a good idea to keep it for long term – same goeswith the marriage that you wanted. It might be cruel to say this, but in order
to make a wiser decision any assets with great depreciation value will besold or "leased". Anyone with over $500k annual income is not a fool;we would only date you, but will not marry you. I would advice that you forgetlooking for any clues to marry a rich guy. And by the way, you could makeyourself to become a rich person with $500k annual income. This has better
chance than finding a rich fool.

Hope this reply helps. If you are interested in "leasing"services, do contact me.

signed, J.P. Morgan Morgan

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